sexxxisbeautiful:

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

(via ambidextrously-erotic)

uplifted-chaos:

metaboo:

pepperedfarts:

livinglifeinseconds:

22 Year Old’s Short Film Gets Hollywood’s Attention

Lechowski’s film, titled R’ha, is a fully computer animated six-minute short that you won’t believe was made by just one student.

ONE .

This was animated by ONE student.

ONE STUDENT.

ONE.

1

UNO

YI GE XUE SHEN

Guys, if you havent already seen it you HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.

Holy shit………

(via secretsecretary)

I need a slide rule!

I need a slide rule!

(Source: toonversions)

Because my girl begged me to.

Because my girl begged me to.

(via continueplease)

I helped shave my girl tonight. Why? So she will be all smooth and silky for my use? No. So she can go to an all-girl strap-on party and smoke cigars while some chick gives her a blow-job and some other chick blacks her corset and some other chick probably gets fucked by her, all while I stay home and read fucking data mining theory! Yeah, I’m a good Daddy. Church!

At least I’ll get good stories. 

aeontriad:

Catwoman by Otto Schmidt

aeontriad:

Catwoman by Otto Schmidt

(via loudblackram)

Rick rolled at the swing club

The music in the couples room started ok with some grooving R&B, but then shifted quickly to Black Sabbath’s N.I.B ( I love me some Sabbath, but what fucking idiot put that on their swing club mix?) then went to Unchained Melody (great for romancing the ladies, not so great for just fucking in front of/with strangers). I think we could have come back from that if the next song hadn’t Rick rolled us. Never gonna give you up? No, never gonna get you up, not with this shitty music. Ugh. After that sex wasn’t happening. At least not until this morning. ;)

Mmm, Nigella.

Mmm, Nigella.

(Source: mblestrange, via nudityandnerdery)

Stoya™: Hysterical Literature

Oh, how happy this makes me.

pervylilgirl:

stoya:

There’s a video involved. I leave it up to you whether you read or watch first.

I’ve never understood vibrators. I’ve gone on record numerous times saying various versions of “I dislike them all except for Lelo’s Nea which I really only appreciate aesthetically.” I think it’s the buzzing…

Oh, Daddy’s going to like this. 

Yeah.
myheadisfullofflames:

Daddy!

Yeah.

myheadisfullofflames:

Daddy!