I helped shave my girl tonight. Why? So she will be all smooth and silky for my use? No. So she can go to an all-girl strap-on party and smoke cigars while some chick gives her a blow-job and some other chick blacks her corset and some other chick probably gets fucked by her, all while I stay home and read fucking data mining theory! Yeah, I’m a good Daddy. Church!
At least I’ll get good stories.